This just came in the mail for me

xogs:
now why would you post pictures of inbred cats
what kind of an uncrustworthy person would do this
A loafsome person, that’s who.
Whoever did this? Their ass is toast.
i can’t think of a good bread pun.
At yeast you tried.
They’re just trying to get a rise out of the cats, don’t worry.
Just roll with it guys.
Cats and bad puns… a slice of Tumblr life.
Some people might say I’m a weirdough, but I live for this shit.
I knead this in my life.
Yeast-us Christ, these are some bad puns
Splendid.
Never change, Jill and Joe.
#conversations I would love to overhear
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I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.

orangutanne replied to your photo
Please get it and let me know if it is any good.
Now I HAVE to get it.

Bacon Mac & Cheese with Wisconsin Gruyère
Bacon Mac & Cheese with Wisconsin Gruyère
Bacon Mac & Cheese with Wisconsin Gruyère
Expectation:
Hey! This class only meets once a week! That’s great!

Reality:
WHY IS THIS CLASS SO FUCKING LONG?! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! SHUUUUT UPPPPP!

The true identity of Ludwig van Beethoven, long considered Europe’s greatest classical music composer. Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making Spain their capital—for some 800 years.
In order to make such a substantial statement, presentation of verifiable evidence is compulsory. Let’s start with what some of Beethoven’s contemporaries and biographers say about his brown complexion.:
” Frederick Hertz, German anthropologist, used these terms to describe him: “Negroid traits, dark skin, flat, thick nose.”
Emil Ludwig, in his book “Beethoven,” says: “His face reveals no trace of the German. He was so dark that people dubbed him Spagnol [dark-skinned].”
Fanny Giannatasio del Rio, in her book “An Unrequited Love: An Episode in the Life of Beethoven,” wrote “His somewhat flat broad nose and rather wide mouth, his small piercing eyes and swarthy [dark] complexion, pockmarked into the bargain, gave him a strong resemblance to a mulatto.”
C. Czerny stated, “His beard—he had not shaved for several days—made the lower part of his already brown face still darker.”
Following are one word descriptions of Beethoven from various writers: Grillparzer, “dark”; Bettina von Armin, “brown”; Schindler, “red and brown”; Rellstab, “brownish”; Gelinek, “short, dark.”
Newsweek, in its Sept. 23, 1991 issue stated, “Afrocentrism ranges over the whole panorama of human history, coloring in the faces: from Australopithecus to the inventors of mathematics to the great Negro composer Beethoven.”
And yet Western “scholars” want you to believe that Beethoven looked like:
this should have like thousands upon thousands of notes.
I had no idea.
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