February 2012
Got the OPI top coat from Sephora because I couldn’t go to my place to get more seche vite.
Meh.
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queenieinmanhattan replied to your post: Snow, ice? I will not let you ruin me.
It’s only supposed to snow like an inch, right?
Yeah, I’m just cranky.
Have to go from NJ to the UES to the UWS then back to the UES grumblegrumble
I really am crazy when it comes to driving
When I drive like a dick, I’m the only one in my car who might die.
When people with kids drive like dicks, they might just kill their kids. And that makes me laugh a little.
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Snow, ice? I will not let you ruin me.
I am wearing my new heels tomorrow. FUCK YOU. JUST TRY AND STOP ME. I WANT TO LOOK CUTE, AND I NEED TO SEE MANFRIEND. IF YOU MESS THIS UP I WILL KILL YOU WITH FIRE.
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nunmoreblack replied to your post: Survey says Mint Candy Apple
you cunt. Also that was my second choice.
Survey says Mint Candy Apple
BUT I’M PAINTING THEM CARRY ON FOR I AM A REBEL MUAHAHAHA
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myeyesarebright replied to your post: orangutanne replied to your post: I forgot to tell…
you shoulda totally trolled her and been like, OMG dont use the MICROWAVE! QUICK MOVE AWAY FROM THAT FETUS KILLER!
WE’RE DRINKING IN HERE. THE VAPORS FROM THE WINE WILL MAKE YOUR FETUS DRUNK AND DEFORMED
which color should I paint my nails
Mint Candy Apple:
Nice is Nice:
Carry On:
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orangutanne replied to your post: I forgot to tell you guys about the annoying pregnant lady at the superbowl party
I’m sure the microwaves are great for her fetus too.
I was going to say that, but I decided to just be a bitch behind her back
I forgot to tell you guys about the annoying...
My aunt and uncle are “party people”. They like their drinks. They like their cigarettes. They like their cigars. Smoking in their house is acceptable encouraged.
Their friends have a son who is engaged to the most annoying woman ever.
Before they came over she called to ask that no one smoke, because she can’t be around that. That went over as well as you would expect.
...
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nunmoreblack replied to your post: desertmar replied to your post: The bath bomb I…
was it Lush? What flavor? I love one of their pink glitter bombs even though it’s a mess afterward… for the time spent soaking in pink glitter it’s worth it, occasionally.
Yeah, it was one of the planet looking ones.
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desertmar replied to your post: The bath bomb I used got glitter everywhere
YOU WERE GLITTER BOMBED.
BUT I’M PRO GAY MARRIAGE
WHY WOULD THE GAY MAFIA BETRAY ME?
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The bath bomb I used got glitter everywhere
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overratedunderwhelmed replied to your post: I’m ordering fried chicken tonight
I don’t think fried chicken even exists in Munich.
I'm ordering fried chicken tonight
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“A tattoo’d 29 year old single parent, gamer, caffeine addict, Dewaholic,...”
– I would just like to point out we are fighting with this guy. Pay special attention to the first sentence. (via desertmar)
“I’m a Conservative at heart so a lot of what I say politically and socially might offend you”
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quichelotta:
Maybe if the so-called pro-life movement took a break from trying to undermine abortion rights and threw their full weight into supporting the contraception mandate, I would believe that they are more than sanctimonious assholes.
They don’t hate abortion, they hate sex.
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Abortion
chrisjgavin:
I don’t think people understand the emotional hell that comes with abortions and lasts for sometimes…a lifetime. I mean, if women really cared about their own well being…why do some support abortions? Is sex really THAT important?
And the emotional hell that comes with having a child you don’t want lasts a lifetime. Not to mention, having an abortion is much healthier...
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Abortion or fucking?
chrisjgavin:
What is it really about? Is it really about their body and they can do whatever they want with their body or is it because they just love sex? Or both even?
Both!
It’s weird, I’ve been fucking for a while now, I use contraception, and I’ve never gotten pregnant (ergo, never needed an abortion)! I must be magical!
Girls Gone Wild, 1905 Style →
missworded:
Somewhere around 1905, a gaggle of girls from Miss Knapp’s Select School went on a lovely day trip to Coney Island for surf, sand, practical jokes, and some seriously rickety looking amusement park rides. The footage seems to like to dwell on the girls’ mischievous actions, so the comparison to today’s reality television is apt, though whether you find it endearing or depressing is a...
To Clarify:
menwomenandelectrodaggers:
If you’re a virgin because that’s what you want, keep getting down with your bad self. If you’re a virgin because you think having sex makes you dirty or bad you’re a fucking idiot.
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How to prevent unwanted pregnancies
geekgirlsmash:
hyrulian-feminist:
chrisjgavin:
hyrulian-feminist:
chrisjgavin:
LADIES: Keep your legs closed. GUYS: Keep your dick in your pants.
It’s really that easy!
NO. HOW TO ACTUALLY PREVENT UNWANTED PREGNANCIES:
Comprehensive sex education. Easily accessible, affordable birth control.
Really? That’s amazing. Who knew that keeping your legs closed was so hard…I have a word...
there's fallacy in all parts of this argument
myeyesarebright:
saraissure:
But let’s talk about the “What if you aborted the person who would cure cancer/AIDS/etc.?” argument.
Do we really think that God, if you believe in Him, would really only pick ONE person for this VERY IMPORTANT job? “Oh I’ll just give these skills to one of my chosen children, even though millions of people are affected by these diseases every day.” Come on.
Do...
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overratedunderwhelmed replied to your post: Just watched the dad shooting the laptop video
Yeah, that’s some expensive rage. Couldn’t they have just locked it away somewhere?
Or give it to someone who needs a laptop?
Just watched the dad shooting the laptop video
Shooting the laptop was a bit over the top, but really, I’m going to applaud parents that actually discipline their children.
Things I feel intensely guilty about:
bricorama:
greengrey:
bricorama:
not doing shit yesterday
calling in sick (even though I really don’t feel good).
Seriously, don’t raise your kids Catholic.
We’re the same person.
The worst part is I spend so much time feeling guilty that I get even less done.
I just drink until the guilt goes away
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Things I feel intensely guilty about:
bricorama:
not doing shit yesterday
calling in sick (even though I really don’t feel good).
Seriously, don’t raise your kids Catholic.
We’re the same person.
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awkwardjerk replied to your post: pros vs cons
riiiight? sometimes it’s just not worth it, the guilt and consequent anxiety is so awful
I did it. I really need to finish my project.
and…um…play with my new laptop
I think I’ll watch season 1 30 rock today.
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how to make a grilled cheese
thatonegirlsierra:
nom-chompsky:
remove butter, the cheapest store brand white bread, and kraft american cheese from fridge
put frying pan on stove, turn on burner (i hope you have gas because if you have electric you will have to wait like 20 minutes for that shit to even get warm)
put a healthy pad of butter on the frying pan, allow to melt
rub bread all up in that butter
put cheese on...
I like ketchup
I like grilled cheese.
Together?
NOPE.
pros vs cons
calling in sick
pro:
I don’t have to work
con:
I’ll feel guilty
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Ah, so it's Friday morning
And I don’t have my work schedule for next week.
Which means I’m pissed off.
Which means I’m calling in sick tomorrow.
This is just a little rant...
a-rather-fortunate-lilly-maid:
You know, the White House’s policy that all health insurances must cover birth control and EC as preventive care does not attack anyone’s religious rights.
HLN was on at the bank while I was waiting in line, and they covered it on NBC news while I was at the nail salon, and I snorted each time when Boehner claimed it was an attack on religious rights.
Here’s why...
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And I’m really glad that the manfriend and I generally ignore “v day”. We’ll send sarcastic texts, but that’s about it.
Our big holidays are birthdays, neo pagan winter fest, and anniversary.
Going out to eat on Valentine's day is like going...
Amateur hour
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DEAR TUMBLR: DO NOT BE AN ASSHOLE ON VALENTINES...
regazzadilupoinverno:
Tip your mother fucking server at least 18%
We already know it’s a special occassion don’t fucking tell us on your reservation.
DO NOT SHOW UP LATE TO A RESERVATION ON V DAY. YOU WILL SET INTO MOTION A CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT WILL FUCK UP OTHER PEOPLE’S NIGHT.
If you are late don’t be a prick about having to wait/losing your reservation.
If you bring a cake, most decent...