January 2012
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I want my dresses NAO.
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And yeah, I realize I might be insane.
“Oh my ghost is feeling lonely! I guess I’ll chat out loud tomorrow so he stops feeling sad/leftout!”
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nom-chompsky replied to your post: nom-chompsky replied to your post: greykiwi…
have you thought about ~helping him move on~ or any ghost whispery stuff like that?
NO.
He’s not doing anything awful or yelling “GET OUT” so he’s fine. I don’t mess with this shit.
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nom-chompsky replied to your post: greykiwi replied to your post: My ghost spooked me…
tell us all about your ghost (serious i love ghost stuff)
Hah. He’s really the most boring ghost ever (which is fine by me).
My mom noticed him a bit after we moved in, but he wasn’t doing shit, so she didn’t care. One day she mentioned it to me, and I told her I never saw him, but I...
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greykiwi replied to your post: My ghost spooked me last night. I guess he’s…
You have a ghost? Scary ghost or Casper?
Neither. I have the emo teenager of ghosts. I guess he hasn’t gotten enough attention lately so he had to bug me? It’s creepy, but not malicious.
My ghost spooked me last night. I guess he’s lonely because I haven’t seen (hah?) him around, but last night I was woken up and there was something near the end of my bed and by the wall, which is his general lurking zone.
But then I went back to sleep (after hiding under my blankets).
Jerk.
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Heh
I should start telling realtors that look at my house that it’s ~*~haunted~*~
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lau-ra-sau-rus:
Speaking of stupid-ass pro-life shit, look at what I saw on my Facebook feed today.
‘Why didn’t you send someone to cure cancer/be leaders!?”
“I did, but you didn’t abort the people that killed them!!”
boom.
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thusspakekate replied to your post: Since I’m being shallow tonight
im not so much with the preppy, but ive noticed over the past year i’ve been shopping more and more in the “career” section, despite the fact i have no career. who needs shirts when you can have blouses?!
*hands headband*
Come to the dark side
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Since I'm being shallow tonight
I’ve noticed that my fashion sense is kind of the opposite of my personality. I love anything ladylike/preppy/vintage looking (I know, SO UNIQUE). But my personality isn’t exactly “ladylike”.
I did the whole leather/too tight/studs thing, and it looked good, but never really worked.
NAVEL GAZING.
I guess for a bit it always felt more “rebellious” to dress...
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chockfullofhoot replied to your post: And because those dresses hit below the knee, I…
I just did one of those gaspy sucking in air, then ohhhhhh things. Those are a thing of beauty!
Yeah, I hope they have them in store.
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And because those dresses hit below the knee, I probably need some new heels
Like…
These!
Bought them!
And I’ll get 3.5% cash back from ebates!
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ttssgg replied to your post: ttssgg replied to your post: Oh god, I want so…
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ttssgg replied to your post: Oh god, I want so many dresses from ASOS
ooooh, get that blue one!
I think I’l get the blue and the beige one. I’ll probably end up sending the beige one back, but I’ve been wanting a dress like that for a while now (and I think it would be cute with a leopard print belt).
But I NEED the blue one.
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I'm getting paid tomorrow
So it’s decided. I’ll buy new dresses.
Oh god, I want so many dresses from ASOS
THIS HAS CATS ON IT:
This is cute, but would probably look awful on my shoulders and arms (like the cat one, come to think of it):
And I just need this:
Remember when I said I was going to stop shopping? Haha!
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ladywhalersofthemoon replied to your post: This is a photo shoot (and one of my favorites): …
A girl I went to school with started a “photography” company after popping out two kids because pointing a camera at babies = photographer. I can send you the link to the Facebook page, it’s so bad and hilarious.
Fauxtography
Seriously, if some SAHMs are going to start calling themselves...
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This is a photo shoot (and one of my favorites):
This is a fauxto shoot:
Learn the difference
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14kgoldnyc replied to your post: Why is it always the most unattractive people who insist on doing “photoshoots”?
Hey now, you’re never too old for make-believe! ;) [Of course, you *can* be too old to expect other people to pretend along with you…]
This is true. When I roam around my house in formal wear and my jewelry, I don’t demand pictures and want everyone to call me...
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Why is it always the most unattractive people who...
You’re not a model.
Is it like playing pretend*? “I’m going to pretend people want to take pictures of me!” The faux Native bull shit looks bad on EVERYONE (because it’s racist and tacky). I just find it extra desperate/hilarious when the subject of the “photoshoot” looks like an average. Especially! When they think their “photoshoot” is some...
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If I drink some NyQuil...
…I can go to bed now and when I wake up it will be FRIDAY
I bit my tongue and my cheek
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lorettalove replied to your post: “Are there any substitutions for cheese?”
More cheese?
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"Are there any substitutions for cheese?"
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emilysyrja replied to your post: You might need to step back when
My boyfriend has yelled “SHUT THE FUCK UP” at recipes before. Well, mostly at people who review recipes and then admit that they haven’t tried them yet. Or anyone who mentions their kids in their review.
“I didn’t try this but my hubby/kids loved it”
SHUT THE FUCK UP
“I’m getting married so I need...
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You might need to step back when
You read reviews of recipes and find yourself yelling “WHO GIVES A FUCK” and some reviews.
Not like I do this.
Nope.
If it weren't for ill fitting clothing, so many... →
Ill fitting clothes are job creators!
That reminds me I really need to start work on my...
Which is of course on employment issues.
Which is one of those things I’m just not very well versed in.
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Ageism against middle aged white women
desertmar:
To be honest, I had to walk away because I’m trying hard not to be reactionary and give people level headed responses. So here it is- it sucks that your feelings were hurt but this is not a real thing. Ageism is abuse in nursing homes. Ageism is treating the elderly like children instead of adults. The middle aged are not systematically oppressed and throwing around that word...
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ronnissweettooth replied to your post: Remind me to stop buying lean cuisine pasta…
LENTILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, I DO have a bag of lentils somewhere in my kitchen…
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My mom says "bling"
She thinks it’s cool.
It’s mainly used for engagement rings (ugh). But I haven’t heard her say it in a while. I think she used to use it more because she would hear the kids at school using it, and she’s the “cool nurse”.
Remind me to stop buying lean cuisine pasta dishes. They’re rarely good. Which honestly shouldn’t surprise me.
Jan Brewer doesn't remember wagging her finger at...
counterclock-wise:
Woman, there are pictures. You were surrounded by cameras. That’s not the best time to claim you don’t remember doing something.
Even if you don’t remember doing it, you fucking did it.
Which excuse is she going to use:
The college freshman:
“I was like…sooo drunk….sorry man”
The soap opera:
“It was my evil twin”
The white...
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nortonn replied to your post: If there’s any justice in the world, they’ll be…
I wish I had bears for neighbors.
Bears would make better neighbors than these assholes.
If there’s any justice in the world, they’ll be attacked by bears.
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Hey lazy/stupid fuckface
Instead of sitting in the driveway blasting your crap music and honking, how about you walk to the fucking door and knock?
Or here’s an idea, use your fucking cell phone.
Neighbors, you’re on notice.
