greengrey

counterclock-wise:

Woman, there are pictures. You were surrounded by cameras. That’s not the best time to claim you don’t remember doing something.

Even if you don’t remember doing it, you fucking did it.

Which excuse is she going to use:

The college freshman:

“I was like…sooo drunk….sorry man”

The soap opera:

“It was my evil twin”

The white woman’s tears:

“Sobbbbbbbb, I can’t believe you’re all saying I acted out of line, bawwwww”