You’re not a model.
Is it like playing pretend*? “I’m going to pretend people want to take pictures of me!” The faux Native bull shit looks bad on EVERYONE (because it’s racist and tacky). I just find it extra desperate/hilarious when the subject of the “photoshoot” looks like an average. Especially! When they think their “photoshoot” is some sort of accomplishment. Yeah yeah, call me when you’re in Vogue.
*you’re also too old to play make believe