greengrey

morninggloria:

… and the next thing you’re going to do is tell me about how fucking warm it is in Florida.  Oh, isn’t that a delightful thing, to be able to call someone in Chicago who is not your friend who is working while you are splayed like a beached octopus beside the pool in fucking Boca Raton.  Do you know that mean’s “Rat’s Mouth”?  Well, it does.  I wish you’d catch the bubonic plague.

“It’s great here!” I say, “PERFECT temperature.  Best city in the WORLD.”

I wouldn’t get too upset. If you live in Florida the ONLY thing you can brag about is the weather. Let them have their fun!